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This Is Why You Will Not Go To ‘Canaan’ on August 8th, According to Testony

A creative Kenyan created a Canaan test on a popular name test website called Testony which has not only gone viral but has also left many who wanted to go to the ‘Promised Land’ puzzled.

The test randomly measures and predicts the eligibility of a Facebook user to enter ‘Canaan’.

Many Kenyans who took the test were left amused as it offered a lighter note of things besides cooling the heated political temperatures on social media.

The use of the name ‘Canaan’ in political campaigns came into being after NASA Presidential candidate Raila Odinga told Kenyans that he will be ‘Joshua’ to deliver Kenyans to the ‘Promised Land’.

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The Testony test,sharable on Facebook, asks a user, “Is there a place for me in Canaan?”

It then gives the user a random answer as to why (s)he will or not go to Canaan.

Here are a few funny answers users got and shared on Facebook;


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